Knockoff AndrewI still haven’t received my DoorDash order; I’d like a refund or a status updateHi. I’m sorry to contact support; I’m not usually a complainer, but I ordered from Big Jam’s Buffalo Shed like six hours ago. The app has…1 min read·Feb 21, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewMental Illness Watch 2022: Sometimes A Depressive Episode Means You Need A ShowerBelieve me when I tell you I stepped out of that shower fully neurotypical. It’s so annoying.4 min read·Feb 18, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewNew poll finds 9 in 10 Americans believe we are already in the afterlife, and this is the hell oneSome institute or other asked 66,000 Americans if the apparent nature of our lives “could be that of anything short of a damned, punitive…2 min read·Feb 11, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewHow I Make $20+ Dollars a Day as a Freelance Writer by Stealing From My Mom’s PurseWhy is no one talking about this? New freelancers take note!2 min read·Feb 9, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewHow That Pasta Brings Her Back To Happier Times (EMOTIONAL)For a restaurant, there’s an awful lot of junk on the table… A familiar taste is a strong connection to memory.3 min read·Feb 8, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewTECH TREND: Do You Want My Old CRT TV? It Still Works Fine.If you can hoist it off my broken legs it’s yours!2 min read·Feb 7, 2022--1--1
Knockoff AndrewI've never seen these beautiful angels before; I love them. We love to see them thrive.1 min read·Feb 7, 2022----
Knockoff AndrewHeartwarming: Bot-Generated T-Shirt On Amazon Foretold Her DeathAmazon is packed with shirts designed by bots. Are you a libra, mom of a nurse, and like to fly fish? These bots are getting good at this.2 min read·Feb 6, 2022--1--1
Knockoff AndrewForward.Frigid lake water splintered and cracked with that aquatic echo usually reserved for the most daring of skaters; She was wearing sneakers.3 min read·Feb 5, 2022--1--1
Knockoff AndrewWhat to Ask Yourself Before You Start Writing (Capitalistn’t Version)Permission to be cringe granted. Write from the heart, kick the reader from the head. Assuming all writing is for consumption is…4 min read·Feb 3, 2022----