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Knockoff Andrew

Knockoff Andrew

I still haven’t received my DoorDash order; I’d like a refund or a status update

Hi. I’m sorry to contact support; I’m not usually a complainer, but I ordered from Big Jam’s Buffalo Shed like six hours ago. The app has…

1 min readFeb 21, 2022

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A plate of nachos and a beverage

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Knockoff Andrew

Mental Illness Watch 2022: Sometimes A Depressive Episode Means You Need A Shower

Believe me when I tell you I stepped out of that shower fully neurotypical. It’s so annoying.

4 min readFeb 18, 2022

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A man wearing a hat, standing in a parking lot.

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Knockoff Andrew

New poll finds 9 in 10 Americans believe we are already in the afterlife, and this is the hell one

Some institute or other asked 66,000 Americans if the apparent nature of our lives “could be that of anything short of a damned, punitive…

2 min readFeb 11, 2022

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A little girl in the yard with an American flag.

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Knockoff Andrew

How I Make $20+ Dollars a Day as a Freelance Writer by Stealing From My Mom’s Purse

Why is no one talking about this? New freelancers take note!

2 min readFeb 9, 2022

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A woman writing by a window.

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Knockoff Andrew

How That Pasta Brings Her Back To Happier Times (EMOTIONAL)

For a restaurant, there’s an awful lot of junk on the table… A familiar taste is a strong connection to memory.

3 min readFeb 8, 2022

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A woman enjoying pesto pasta.

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Knockoff Andrew

TECH TREND: Do You Want My Old CRT TV? It Still Works Fine.

If you can hoist it off my broken legs it’s yours!

2 min readFeb 7, 2022

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An old CRT TV onthe sidewalk.

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I've never seen these beautiful angels before; I love them. We love to see them thrive.

1 min readFeb 7, 2022

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Knockoff Andrew

Heartwarming: Bot-Generated T-Shirt On Amazon Foretold Her Death

Amazon is packed with shirts designed by bots. Are you a libra, mom of a nurse, and like to fly fish? These bots are getting good at this.

2 min readFeb 6, 2022

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A woman wearing a white t-shirt that says “Leave the Road Take The Trails”

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Forward.

Frigid lake water splintered and cracked with that aquatic echo usually reserved for the most daring of skaters; She was wearing sneakers.

3 min readFeb 5, 2022

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Forward.

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What to Ask Yourself Before You Start Writing (Capitalistn’t Version)

Permission to be cringe granted. Write from the heart, kick the reader from the head. Assuming all writing is for consumption is…

4 min readFeb 3, 2022

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A Google search for the phrase “money is bad” with visual striping indicative of a photo of a computer screen.

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Knockoff Andrew

Knockoff Andrew

Writer, fighter, philosopher. Needs a ride home. Pop culture, darker fiction, TV/film/games story analysis. You can call me Knockoff. Real name Wancha.

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